Gay Love Island - Season 1, Episode 0: Villa Tour!
~ Villa Tour ~ Izzy: Welcome to heaven on Earth...welcome to Gay Love Island! Izzy: We're here in the beautiful tropical heaven SimLua Isles, home of the Villa! Soon, we'll get our first look at where our handsome gays will be spending the next six weeks or so, something like that - you can never be sure how long things will take, what with twists and turns I can just throw at our Gaycationers whenever I feel like it...damn, no, they've got things planned out, I can't be too crazy. Anyway! Izzy: Perhaps you have no clue who I am! You're hearing this sexy voice in your ears, and thinking...why'd they not get a gay man to host? Well, I'm Izzy, formally...well, I can't quite speak about my past, but hey, I was on The Mole, twice! And I'm incredibly...qualified to host the show! I ain't gay, I ain't a man, but what gay man could be more suited than me? Grape? Ha, he could never. Izzy: Moving on! Here in the SimLua...