Gay Love Island: The First Coupling Ceremony
Welcome, gents and gents! Today, eight singles will enter the Villa, but swiftly the eight will form into four pairs - the Couples, for the time being at least. Four of the eight are here with me right now, waiting for perhaps their Prince Charming to come a knocking and sweep them off their feet...or to be left with whoever is last to take their pick. The four standing opposite me, down by the pool are: (and this has been randomised) 1. Fredrick Von Belyea 2. Michael Lee 3. Ulrich Larsson 4. Mateo Reyes Now, here comes our first to couple up...who do you think it is? Oh right, how could you possibly know? Silly me. I thought for some reason there were people that would know who was submitted, but that's silly talk, our applications were incredibly secret, the families of these guys probably think they're on some vacation somewhere! But like...they kinda are. Anyway! First to make his choice from th...